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The ol' "convert Jupiter's entire mass to energy" trick. Impressive!! Where do I wire the funds? Please conduct any experiments VERY far away from me. Ideally, outside the entire solar system please because we need Jupiter for the comet / asteroid / big heavy stuff flying through outer space protection. Please let me know if I can be of any assistance with any of the back-of-the-envelope physics and mathematics. This might also be extremely loud, hot, ionizing, and with enough magnetic flux to rip apart molecules within a rather large diameter. I might need a second layer on my tinfoil hat.

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"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

Danny, let's assume for one moment I'm not cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. This needs to wrap up, FOREVER, because it's summer season: piña coladas, beach blanket tanning, shrimp cocktails, and Original Lays.

I put together the puzzle: you're the one who's been sending me messages and messing with my playlist, and since I'm connected to you, I'm also connected to everyone connected to you (mind map, pun intended).

If there's someone you call "Sis" or "Sister," she's a smart lady—listen to her. This is going to sound weird, but I don't actually think you two are blood related. It's just that I think you have a questionable taste in friends, but then you're lucky enough to have someone like her who is awesome.

Understand that on my end, it's like a game of telephone—I only feel the distant echoes of thoughts, emotions, and intentions. It comes in warbled so I assumed I was losing my mind. Thanks for reaching out and corroborating certain facts; you really saved my neck (this is sarcasm).

Anyway, I was told, "I need your specialty." Best I can tell, you have a Captain Kirk split, Dan (this too is sarcasm). You kept telling me, "Integration!" Makes sense in hindsight you would be selfishly referring to yourself.

Then I remembered the album you made me listen to: The Lumineers' Cleopatra. Watch The Lumineers' Angela music video. I think you were trying to show me that's what happened to you, but I thought you were trying to convince me to listen to folk music. You also told me, "Lab accident. Sabotage. But I know you're not going to believe me because you don’t even believe this is real." And I don't. To a degree.

If I'm correct, you “cut off the wiring” to your unconscious. But that's my specialty. I can deep dive into the subconscious and unconscious—I call it Subliminal Engineering.

Except I didn't know I could do it for other people. On my end, it's kind of like... I'm getting the EEG read out from your intuition or gut instinct, but I also happen to be able to parse out what it means. That's probably why I had new cravings too, like peanut butter (yuck).

Starbucks tea was a roundabout hint about what might be able to help you. It's a long shot because the research is shoddy at best, but I keep notes upon notes of my conjectures. By the way, are you short or tall? It's been bugging me for three years.

Case Closed. -- Call me the Sherlock Holmes of the Unconscious. Or call me crazy; my mom called me a lot worse. Like I’ve said before, I would value your friendship or partnership because you're whip-smart like STEM Dole whip. Currently, I'm interested in the utility of Optogenetics in PTSD research.

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